"Some people write for a living. I write to live"


"History is like bad habits… Too often the bad shit gets repeated."

"I love doing stand-up comedy. It's like walking a tightrope-- over a school of sharks... while people hack at the rope with machetes." 

"Write with regards abandon, with anger and without fear."

"The past is done with you, when you are done with it"






jD is related to professional tennis player Amy Schwartz, once ranked #81 in the world. Now, after only playing golf for 3 years, Amy is the winner of a prestigious club, beating women & men who have played their entire lives